the song hello kitty by avril lavigne is the most embarassing thing ive ever listened to
The second hand embarrassment is strong with this one
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BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE
You’ve never seen balls, have you?
I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO
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one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
like
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
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kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
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i swear, disney channel had a lot of meaningful shows back then. what happened?
gordo was the biggest dork ever and I loved him to death pls come back
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Things every girl looks for in a perfect guy
- beautiful brown eyes
- able to work any hair color and style
- love for Halloween
- has 2 dogs that he loves more than life
- amazing singing voice
- looks good with and without facial hair
- skull tattoo behind his ear
its Alex Gaskarth. Every girl is looking for Alex Gaskarth
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